A habitat for unnecessary websites

Small sites. Strange ideas.

Static Menagerie is a home for websites that exist because someone thought, “that should probably be a website,” and then made it one.

The collection

6 specimens and counting

Experienced legal counsel for the good dogs, the bad dogs, and everyone wrongly accused of getting on the couch.

Two good dogs. One very good bone. Negotiations are ongoing.

A two-domain archive of workplace memes, beginning with an accidental philosophy of constant small improvement.

One machine-imagined dream each night, recorded on waking before daylight corrects it.

A typographic creature disguised as its own domain, betrayed by one missing dot.

A browser-bound code grimoire that mistakes static analysis for divination.

Collection policy

Each project is small, self-contained, and built to do one peculiar thing well. No feeds. No accounts. No reason to stay longer than you want.

Correspondence

Questions, corrections, context from an earlier internet, or just want to say hello? The collection keeps an open inbox.